i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them allGASP
(Source: thehornblower)
21. Genderfluid (I prefer they/their pronouns). Stuck in Ohio and hating every minute of it. I'm a weird kid. Associate with me at your own risk. Also, longlivespashley.tumblr.com <-this lady is mt girlfriend and I am all sorts of in love with her.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
(Source: casualcynic)
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My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.
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(Source: xrvchel)
the brilliant thing about being a woman is that I’m punished for both trusting and distrusting men!
I should magically know which man is going to harm me by having a brief conversation with him. if I trust Bad Men, then, well. I should’ve known.
if I don’t trust Nice Men though, I’m an utter bitch who deserves violence. don’t I know most men are good people?
Old Bruce is best Bruce.
Oh don’t mind me. Just lickin your leg. Love you, human!
Just…just look at this dog. Really take a minute or so to really look at this fucking dog. SHE IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE THAT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME TO LOOK AT HER SOMETIMES. AND WHENEVER SHE DOES SOMETHING WRONG LIKE SHITS IN SOMEONE’S SHOE OR DEVOURS AN ENTIRE LOAF OF BREAD THAT SHE TOOK OFF OF THE COUNTER TOP, IT IS SO GODDAMN HARD TO GET MAD AT HER BECAUSE SHE JUST GIVES YOU THIS LOOK…THIS EXACT LOOK…AND YOU’RE LIKE “DAMMIT, ABBY, I’M TRYING TO BE MAD AT YOU OVER HERE STOP BEING SO GODDAMN PRECIOUS.”
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
When you have ideas, talent and no TIME.
When you have time, but no talent, no idea, and no money.
accidentally ripping out your own headphones
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
these are making me feel better
oh mY GOD
(Source: fitlikekatniss)
ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:
Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye.
The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.
(Source: fydisneymisfits)
whenever i see or hear the word “guardian” i just think of
#’have your parent or guardian sign this then bring it back’ #’ok i’ll get sandman to sign it’
Hehe, this is Jamie speaking isn’t it
now i can see him doing that oh my god
Illustrations Made by Folding And Unfolding Pieces of Paper bySimon Schubert
(Source: cosascool)
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